if you think barbecue is one of the major food groups.

if your college basketball team can beat your professional one.

if you have the best musicians in the world.

if people tell you they don’t want to move here and you say “Why? The people are great!”

if your pyramid is made of glass and holds a lot of bass.

if you consider John Grisham a historian.

if you wonder if Justin Timberlake and Elvis are related.

if you know where “Six Flags over Jesus” is.

if you know what COGIC means.

if your politicians do a lot of consulting work.

if you can pray in your schools.

if one snowflake can shut down schools for the day.

if you hope that Dr. King didn’t die here in vain.